Red and yellow and pink and green
Homeschool till you feel mean.
Spellings, Tables, “You must know!”
Are their brains turned into snow?
Things they should have learnt by now
Seem to all have moved to Slough.
Having to reteach it all
Sometimes makes us want to bawl.

Feels like we’re wasting time,
Slowly going out our minds,
As we patiently explain
4+1 again and again!
This is stuff that they all knew
Just a few short months ago.

But still we try and teach them things,
Like all the Tudor Kings and Queens,
And Minibeasts and The Three Bears,
And how to be more Space Aware!
And what a rainbow really is
And how to do the picture quiz.

We strive to teach, with no reward,
And stop them all from being bored.
One day we hope, they’ll grateful be
That we do know our ABC
And numbers and our history.
And stopped them falling far behind
And helped them to improve their
minds.

“Thank God” they’ll say
“That Mummy has
More books than the local library has.
It meant”, they’ll say, “that we could learn
And, despite Lockdown, we could roam.
Throughout the pages we could, you see,
Sail far across the sea,
And have adventures far and wide,
Whilst still sat down on our backsides!”